The real reason that sex scenes in traditional fantasy erotica tend to involve bathing in improbably convenient crystal-clear pools is that fantasy writers and readers on the whole are the sort of people who won't bat an eye at wizards and dragon, but would be terribly bothered if the text didn't explicitly address the obvious consequences of whipping one's unmentionables out after spending weeks on end traipsing across trackless wilderness in full amour.
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
Not even to save New York?
what has new york ever done for me
Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music
most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.
if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like




